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  • FAQ Frequently mistaken for: a search engine, a finance portal, a typo. Correctly identified as: Benjamin.
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  • TODAY Added a whole section addressing "wait, isn't that a Prime Minister?" Scroll down. It was inevitable. NEW!

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Wait, You Mean *That* Benjamin?

Generic cartoon illustration of a man in a suit. Not a photo of anyone.
Artist's rendering of "a guy in a suit." Any resemblance to an actual head of state is a coincidence of the English language, not of Benjamin's doing.

Yes, we know. Benjamin plus something that sounds a lot like "Yahoo" rhymes with a certain Prime Minister's name. We didn't plan that. We are, however, absolutely leaning into it.

  • Two Benjamins. One runs a country. One can't get a guestbook button to work. Genuinely hard to tell apart, we know.
  • Came here looking for foreign policy? Bad news. Came here looking for a bad pun? Welcome home.
  • Q: What do you call it when you go looking for a Prime Minister and land on a marquee tag instead? A: Getting Yahoo'd.
  • Approval rating on this site: undefined. Nobody's polling a guestbook that doesn't work.
  • We checked, twice. Still not a stock ticker. Still not a head of state. Still just Benjamin.

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Get in touch: hello@benjaminyahoo.com — for everything else, you probably want the other one.